normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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