i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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