If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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