I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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