...so i touched it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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