What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
