just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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