Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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