Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
