Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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