Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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