I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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