she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
we should paint friendship bongs
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