Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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