Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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