Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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