do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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