So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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