Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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