So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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