I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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