It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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