So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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