this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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