He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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