The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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