Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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