I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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