STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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