Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
false alarm, still single
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