wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
