If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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