BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Randomize
