whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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