You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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