I just cut my nipple shaving
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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