you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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