Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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