i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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