You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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