i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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