Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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