Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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