I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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