i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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