Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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