everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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