i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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