she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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