you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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