if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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