Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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