I don't think brook has ever known best
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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