get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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